Civic Duty. (or… I hope it’s a Death Penalty case)

Tomorrow I have Jury Duty.  I hope it’s a Death Penalty case.  I doubt it is, but that would be cool.  Why?  Besides never being able to enjoy veal; my one other issue that would sometimes be associated with a Leftish mentality is a disagreement with the modern use of the Death Penalty.  I can honestly tell the Prosecutor that I can’t be impartial. 


Being Catholic does have SOME benefits (I mean other than the obvious possibility of eternal happiness and all that).


Man I have too much work to do to get selected.  PLEASE GOD!!! You ignored my prayers for the election, please hear me tonight and spare me the trial of a… well… a trial.


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Conservative, educated, understands history, distrusts government, distrusts politicians, dislikes pop-culture, and carries a firearm. In short, I'm what The Framers of The Constitution were counting on and everything your government wants you to fear most.

The only thing I don’t have to complain about is some GI taking up space in my living room. I’ll let you know about the Civil Courts if someone ever owes more than $20 to me. ---If you didn’t get that one; sue your Civics or US History Teacher.

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