I Am Not Tech Support! I Am A Human Being!

People, if you have a friend or relative who is a Proctologist, do you drop trou in mid conversation and ask them to look at your bunghole? 


Then why the hell would you call me at close to 10 PM when your DAMN computer starts showing signs of going Tango Uniform? And to put icing on the fracking cake; why do you then DIS-A-SODDING-GREE WITH ME WHEN I TELL YOU WHAT IS DAMN FRACKING WRONG.


THEN!!! THEN!!!! THEN!!!! You try and act like you know what needs to be done, repeat every damn thing I say, then act like any fixes were your idea. 


You know what??? Fix your own damn magic elf box next time!  


Going to bed! 


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