Swine Flu? When Pigs Fly.

I won’t get worked up about this.  I don’t care how many $200 hair cuts in the MSM tell me I’m gonna die.  I’m crises-ed out.  I’ve been crises-ed out since 2007 when our elected leaders spun the “Big Government” dial to 11. 

 I’m going to let anyone having fits of apoplexy and fear over the swine flu, bird flu, anthrax, global warming climate change, killer SUV’s, 500% Ammunition Tax, et al… in on a small, but worthwhile, truth. 

 We are all gonna, wait for it…  DIE! 

 There is a very small, but greater than zero, chance that this may be the generation that gets to see Big J and his posse kick some major ass*, but unlikely.  You just have to come to grips with the sad reality that you will, at some point in your life, not be.  Stop worrying about it.  Just be ready for it and move on.  Like yet another old TV show being made into a movie, it will happen.  Deal.

 If you are not ready for the Swine flu (or what ever this month’s Y2K is), then get ready.  It’s simple.  Get up every morning make the most of the day.  At the end of the day, reflect, see what you can do better, make you peace with God, and go to sleep.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  Then it doesn’t matter if you are bested by a virus or aliens, you’ll be cool. 

 * Frankly, I think He’s gonna wait until we hit the edge of the universe in exploration.  The only believers left will The Pope, the Billy Graham of his age, and old ladies who never bothered to question basic facts like God, Love, and the value of a few coins hidden way… Just in case.   

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