From Russia, With Love.

Um… How… WHY?  Winner of today’s Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Award goes to these two not so gentilemen

I would have thought a law would be kinda superfluous?  I mean time in the big house vs. sharp pickets in your pecker?  Seems like the punishment is already built into the crime?

And what about the poor porcupine?  Can you imagine that watercooler topic the next day?

Roy: “There I was, mindin’ my own damn business and these two nekkid guys grab me.”
Sam: “NO!”
R: “YES!”
S: “What did you do?”
R: “What do you think!”
S: “I bet they hated that.”
R: “Serves them right.   There oughtta be a law!”
S: “I thought there was?  I remember it from Civics class”
R: “Damn Criminals.  I hope they rot in jail.”
S: “Well… I’m sure something on them is rotting.”

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Dante…

Conservative, educated, understands history, distrusts government, distrusts politicians, dislikes pop-culture, and carries a firearm. In short, I'm what The Framers of The Constitution were counting on and everything your government wants you to fear most.

The only thing I don’t have to complain about is some GI taking up space in my living room. I’ll let you know about the Civil Courts if someone ever owes more than $20 to me. ---If you didn’t get that one; sue your Civics or US History Teacher.


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