Maybe TheOne(tm) Should Hire Billy Mays…

… to do his next info-mercial. 

Did anyone catch the hour long ABC info-mercial for Obama?  I didn’t.  I’m under strict orders to watch my blood pressure.

I’m not sure if I should be mad that a major network has thrown all illusion of ethics out the window to see how far they can insert themselves into the presidential posterior?  Or should I be happy that TheOne(tm) is showing signs that he knows he can’t swat a fly* and make all us mere mortals cower in fear; he actually has to sell this idea (that no one wants). 

* At least Carter had the chutzpa to go toe to toe with a killer rabbit

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