A Few Things

1)When using the Tag Surfer feature on the WordPress Dashboard, TAKE EXTREME CARE.  You may see things you don’t want to see.  On that note: Miss Lohan, please eat a cheeseburger.  They are mighty tasty and I’d hate to see you blow away in a 5 MPH gust.

2)Michael Jackson is still dead.  Film at 11, 11:02, 11:05, 11:08, 11:10…

3)“President Obama, You’ve just destroyed Capitalism!  What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to Disney World!  To nationalize it!”

 4)If 50% of the country wants Marxism and 50% of the country wants Capitalism; that seems like a case of “irreconcilable differences” to me, if there ever was one.  So why don’t we just get a divorce.  Split up the assets and debt (including the nukes).  We Capitalists will even change our name… The Republic of the Americas, or some such. 

Give everyone 2 years to move to a state with the economic philosophy they want if need be.  The kids, our territories and protectorates, can decide which parent they want to stay with, they are old enough now.  Really, we can be adult about this.  And if the US went and slept with Venezuela, it’d be sad, but we’d cope.  After all… there are some fetching countries out there just waiting for what we’d have to offer. 

5) Comcast has, once again, stood me up.  Appointment time: 8 AM to 11 AM.  Number of service personnel to show: 0.  And why the HELL do I have to press “1” for English.  Shouldn’t that be the ******* default???? 

6) Talking to anyone at Comcast is like…  No… there is no slimily/analogy/metaphor that comes close to this level of hell.

7) Is anyone else in a full blue funk? 

8) Ok… Can no longer say it’s a “full” blue funk after reading this post by Cranky.  Not that the subject matter is funny, but, “…like taking a cactus to the ‘taint.”  FTW, I tell you! FTW!


4 Responses to “A Few Things”

  1. 1 CaptElaine July 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    We’re living in a dictatorship already… when Congress doesn’t even READ the laws it passes… we are all SLAVES to the dictator… there is no separation of powers… but WHO is the power, I don’t think the Obamer Man is that smart… WHO IS the puppet master? Soros? WHO? That’s the question.

  2. 2 Melissa Mendoza July 6, 2009 at 10:42 pm


    Sorry for the missed appointment. Email our team at the address below. We’d like to look into your matter and see that your service concerns are resolved.

    Kind Regards,
    Melissa Mendoza
    Comcast Customer Connect
    National Customer Operations

  1. 1 A Conversation… « Dante's Inferno and Firing Range Trackback on July 7, 2009 at 3:36 am

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