2009 “Ain’t Just A River In Egypt” Nominee

In the face of rampant denial in DC and States like California as to both the problems and the solutions to those problems, we find a humble person willing to take on such epic level head-in-the-sanding with her own stubborn refutation of chemistry, biology, and the long standing tradition of unsupervised boys and girls finding ways to share bodily fluids.

I give you Magdalena Kwiatkowska, who has achieved the rack of 7th Dan in Ostrich-fu.   

Let’s see… Killer mutant sperm that can survive a chlorinated public pool for hours OR Darling Daughter got away for 30 minutes and played “grown up” with a future baby daddy?  

But then again, if you would have told me 10 years ago that we’d put an advertised Marxist in the White House and find a worm hole strait to our Communist future, I’d have told you to stop smoking the sink weed and catch the first a yellow submarine back to reality.  So I guess anything is possible.


2 Responses to “2009 “Ain’t Just A River In Egypt” Nominee”

  1. 1 Davis July 17, 2009 at 9:28 am

    advertised Marxist? Really?

    • 2 dantesfiringrange July 17, 2009 at 10:13 am

      Yep. Anyone who didn’t know he was going to do exactly what he has done with the sheer amount of thuggery with which he has gone about it, was not actually listening to the man and reading what he’d written in the past. HE never really hid anything. So yes, “advertised.”
      Now the media, realizing that most people aren’t ready for The American Socialists States, did what they could to hide his Socialist nature. So the people who only got their news from ET, CNN, and the nightly news didn’t get anything but the Chris Mathews “Obama leg tingle” slant. But Obama, except for a few occasions on the national stage, never hid his disdain for Capitalism, The Constitution, and the common people that make the country work.

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