New Class For All Dem Politicians

Watching the humorous fallout form the “Stupid Police” imporv skit the POTUS did without his TOTUS, I think the Dems have gotten very soft in the area of deflecting the scat from the air impeller on their own.  They’ve had the State Run Media (formerly MSM) flaying CAP for them for too long and have gotten used to flying sorties into flack without fear of ridding a smoking engine into the wilds behind enemy territory.

They must see that too because the DNC is taking a page from the Armed Forces and instituting a class designed to help with extracting downed politicians from trouble.  My contacts in the underground have smuggled out a copy of the course syllabus.

Course Title: Mistake and Evasion

Class Syllabus

Purpose: To Prepare DNC Operatives / Politicians for times when friendly media are unable to aid in cover up.

Objectives:  Class will provide rapid training to raise skill level of participants in the areas of Mistake Redefinition, Message Manipulation without the aid of the Media, Finding other stories to hide in, Self Rescue from hostile interviews, Public Apologies without admitting wrongdoing, and Counter Interrogation Techniques.

Organization:  Class with be organized in formal lecture, role playing, and lab work.

Required materials:  All supplies will be furnished to participants and returned at the end of class for destruction. NO CALCULATORS OR TELEPROMPTERS ALLOWED.

Grading:  Pass/Fail on final exam.  This is a full emersion test of real world situations and skills.  Participants will be graded on use of all skills. You will not be allowed to stop the test once it has begun.  If you break, you will fail, but the test will continue to show the participants the full extent of failure. 

Attendance: Mandatory all five days for all sessions.  Breaks will be given; schedule media interviews around these times.

Conduct:  Conduct becoming a Democrat operative is expected to be curtailed until the end of the class.

Course Schedule and Topics:

Day 1) Mistakes
      What is a mistake and who can make one.
      What mistakes can leave you without cover.
      What wagons are left to circle?
      LUNCH
      ROLE PLAY:  The press conference has gone off script.
      LAB:  Identifying your weaknesses: Root of Mistakes.              
 
Day 2) The rule of 3’s. 
      3 Seconds: You’ve said it/Been filmed/Been Caught!  Now what?
      3 Minutes:  Lies to deflect the lie.
      3 Hours:  Fire up the War Room!
      LUNCH
      3 Days:  Nothing says “old news” like a new crisis.
      3 weeks:  Cunning ways to pretend it never happened.
      3 Months:  When is the “Mea Culpa” tour needed?
      ROLE PLAY: Managing the mess.
 
Day 3) Tough Questions deserve no answer.
      Hiding from media
           LAB: Creation of a crisis.
      LUNCH
      Deflecting Questions
           LAB: Finding Flaws in Context.
      Appearing above it all
      Avoiding aloofness.
           ROLE PLAY:  The dangers of “The Rose Garden”
           
Day 4) On the Carpet.
      Not breaking under interrogation.
      Redefining words.
      LUNCH
      Redefining words (con’t)
           LAB: Changing meanings of 2 and 3 letter words.
      Looking for supporters.
      Keep talking and you will break.
      Saying Sorry as a LAST RESORT!
          ROLE PLAY:  Wet eyes, but don’t cry!
                       
Day 5) Final Exam
      1 Hour interview with Fox style unapproved talk show host.

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