Birth Cert Bing-o.

Why is this really in the news still?  Why is The MOTUS’* Ministry of Lies officially trying to debunk the story with a “…pay no attention to the man behind the curtain,” statement. Why are Army Officers not being Court Martialed for failure to report?**

The simple truth is this should all be a non-issue at this point.  But our T-in-C*** has not presented the one thing that would stop this; a REAL Birth Certificate.  Not a Certification of Live Birth, a Birth Certificate (Certificate of Live Birth).  Why cling to Racism and Bigotry as your reason for non-compliance?  Hmm… I guess musicians that hang out together start to play the same tune

B-1: Reaping the Whirlwind

I don’t really believe anything will come of this.  You’ve got to believe that IF he’s not a U.S. Citizen any evidence has long since been lost to history.  There is no way any evidence useful in a court of law will turn up.  And yes, he’s President now so that is exactly what you would need.  Not compelling evidence.  Conclusive evidence.

My major fear is that this should have been over and dealt with 18 months ago when it mattered little to the day to day operation of the nation.  But let’s indulge in a bit of thought wandering.  Let’s say in 6 months someone survives the Gauntlet of Chitown Politics and produces enough evidence to have some legal body rule that TheOne™ is NOT a U.S. Citizen.  I want you to hold that thought in you mind and close your eyes.  Ponder.  I’ll wait.

If you didn’t open your eyes with a start and have to wipe off the cold sweat, you didn’t do it right.  Starting with all the legislations he’s signed.  Does it all get rendered Null and Void?  Does Congress get another bite at the apple on all that?  Does Biden get to go back and retroactively sign it?  Is Biden even VPOTUS since his election was teamed with an ineligible candidate?  Does SanFranNan become the first woman President of the U.S.?

Our Economy is in shambles with Obama and his minions doing all they can to trash it even further.  What happens to the markets when their faith in the suitability of our government is shaken to the core?  What about our creditors?  What happens to all the Financial Institutions?  What about the money that has already been spent on bailouts?  If they are nullified, does it have to be repaid? 

What about the public?  Most of the rational public has long since given up hope that our leaders will ever be more than a bunch of rabble with nice breeding that want to line their pockets with our money.  But what happens when that is confirmed for them?  What happens when the electorate simple gives up?  What happens when their fragile faith is finally ripped apart? 

I-65: Rope-a-dope

So is this a Rope-a-dope?  Is this a nice Ka-pow moment that the DNC has planned at some point in the future when his polls have hit serious lows and they need a straw man to parry other hard hitting opinions against him?  “Look, see, here’s the certificate!  All you mean racist bigoted meanies should be ashamed.  As should all you other people mad at him for crippling the country, shredding the Constitution, and ruining the economy.  You are all cut form the same cloth.  4 MORE YEARS!”

The GOP needs to watch this.  Without any real proof, the leadership needs to keep away from this, which it has done for the most part, and keep all its members from speaking to it.  If nothing else, for the nightmare reasons given above; this country just can’t withstand a blow like that right now.  

N-73: You’re hired.  …Mostly.

The thing that galls me the most is that when I’m hired or even seriously apply for a job, I have to present proof that I’m eligible for the job I seek.  I have to prove I can work here in this country and that my paperwork is in order.  It takes all of two minutes to render up the necessary documents even if I’m applying, as I have in the past, for positions that require a license or hard copies of official State Documentation.  So why can’t that happen for the Highest Office in the Land?  Why is the promise of a transparent government so hazy? 

I can’t accept a job and when it comes time to sign all the paperwork just tell my Head of HR, “Well, I don’t have my Driver’s License, but I have this old student ID and I couldn’t have gotten this Student ID without a Driver’s License so you can just take it and we’ll call it even.”  I can tell you, knowing the head of HR as I do, she would start chewing on one side of my tail and not finish until she had completely removed my posterior and left me needing science to perfect a Full Gluteal Transplant.  And she would be COMPLETELY justified in doing so.  So why is it that when asked for proof of legitimacy for the Office of the President it’s racism? 

Since it seems all the rage, I’m going to try this the next time I’m opening a bank account.  “WHAT!  YOU NEED I.D.!  ARE YOU RACIST!”  I’m sure that will go over really well.  I’ll cite precedent from the President.  Hey, who knows, an entire generation of kids has Bill Clinton to thank for the “fact” that Oral Sex isn’t sex at all.  Maybe the Administration that is trying so hard to make, “Papieren, bitte,” a common phrase in this country will also be the one that makes, “You can’t see my papers you racist pig copper,“ a legitimate defense.

G-100: Role Reversal

On a moronic note, it’s kind of funny to watch the same people who in 2001 were screaming, “Selected, not Elected,” at Bush after the Supreme Court hit the lower renegade courts across the nose with a rolled up Constitution for playing politics with elections, now scream, “You need to move on,” every time this issue of TheOne™’s Birth Certificate is brought up.  What is truly sad is that they are so blinded by politics that they don’t even see the danger that this poses. 

But then again, they don’t care about The Constitution.  They really only care about bringing about a Socialist Utopia National Workers Paradise like we have in… Oh that’s right; they’ve all shut down now.  Haven’t they?  Even China is more National Socialist than Marxist these days.   Europe has even starting to flirt with Tax decreases.  Our only examples of the Collectivist Nirvana they want are Cuba and California.  Those are going along swimmingly, aren’t they?

But that’s ok.  It’s just that we horrible Capitalists keep messing things up.  This time, with the TheOne™ on stage to perform the miracles; he’ll turn back the tide of the natural human desire to achieve and risk just like Moses parted the Red Sea or Fidel made Cuba have the best health care system in the world.  Get your lighters out and give Barry a standing O so he’ll come back for a 4 year encore.  Qualifications be damned.  Never mind he has to use a harmonizer.  Never mind he’s lip syncing.  It’s all about the show.

O-190: From King-of-Pop to Whack-o-jack-o

This is really the lot in life for all Rock Starts.  They start our as the King of their genre with minor stories flying around them about this deficiency or that peccadillo and they end up being bandied about from pillar to post in a snot storm generated by the same media that made them.  Obama should really take heed of that.  He was made by the Pop Culture Vultures in the State Run Media (formerly MSM) and they will break him when they are done.  Don’t believe me? Who’s the head of your Foreign Office Barry?

There is no love lost between our Glorious Leader and me, at least on my part.  He’s the only (and I hope the last) President that I’ve developed a personal loathing for.  But that aside, I love this land more than I hate that man.  If we have proof that he was never POTUS and he goes the way of tabloid buffoonery that other rock stars have, it will devastate the country in ways we cannot imagine.  And that is something I really don’t want to see happen.


There.  5 in a row****.  Can my prize be a trip back to September 16, 1787 to let The Framers know they still have some work to do?  But I guess you can’t idiot proof  The Constitution and we’d find a way to end up here like we are anyway.  *sigh*


*MOTUS = Marist or the United States.
** Yes is does pain me to post a WND link, but I can’t find it anywhere else and it’s a legit story.  It pains me almost as much as posting a CNN link.
*** Thug-in-Chief
**** I’m a bad Catholic.  I had to actually look up the BINGO numbers to make sure I had them next to the right letters.  Didn’t they teach me that in Confirmation classes?  Ok… so I’m an anally retentive bad Catholic.

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