And The Congregation Said…

… “AMEN!”

Not that I can claim to measure up to all these areas.  But at least I know I need to and am working on it.  I’m not sure about me and #14 (aside from the toes part… WHICH I’M WORKING ON); I like tofu which sounds like it might be on the spouts and carrot juice list.  Not because it’s healthy or trendy; I just like it.  A few billion Asians can’t be wrong. 

Oh, and sadly I know the difference between puce and plum.  No real clue why, but my box of crayons is the bulky 128 pack. I can also tell the difference between various taupes, browns, and beiges.  I’m not really proud of it.  I’ve tried lots of beer but those particular cells seem particularly immune to its effects.

I think I need to print this and keep it as 1) a check list for any male offspring to rate their own progress and 2) as checklist for and female offspring to rate potential suitors.

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