Random Zombie Thoughts

When being attacked by Zombies (or any paranormal creature that aims to molest you) and you have an unbreakable “safe room” that you can close the door to and fire at said creatures through the equivalent of murder holes with total impunity until they are dead… why don’t you use it?  This is not graduate level military doctrine here.  This is simple life skills.

If you are in the middle of a horde of undead being stomped to within an inch of death, it’s NOT the time to remember that you have a bomb, that when flung far away from you, will cause most of  the zombies to break off their attack on you, follow the bomb, and go to be blow to tiny bits “… in your mercy.”   No… the time to remember that is BEFORE you become incapacitated by the horde and are on the ground being stomped within an inch of death.

2 Responses to “Random Zombie Thoughts”

  1. 1 samronsilva September 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Why did my Zombified computer take me to you? Well anyway, I enjoyed your humorous take on the undead.


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