… always get me down. And today is a double header.
Also, if you know that song, drop your energy level another 5% due to realizing how old you are.
Oh look… a Depression Hat Trick.
Rainy Days And Mondays…
Published October 12, 2009 Life , Stream of Consciousness , Stuff 2 CommentsTags: BLAH, Blue Funk
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Dante's Inferno and Firing Range 
I DO know that song. Slumber party, age 11. Someone whose hormones were already in swing played that and some song by Bread half the night.
It had to have been “If” or “Baby I’m-a Want You”
God I hate “IF”. The song will forever be burned in my mind as a stupid Flugelhorn piece I had to play in “Jazz Band”. WTF does that have to do with JAZZ I ask you! I wanted to play “XIth Commandment” or “Memories of Scirocco”… BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I just had to play that ridiculous song. I BLAME YOU MR CRANDALL! YOU KILLED MY INNER MUSICAN BY MAKING ME PLAY THAT! I’M PROGRAMMING NOW BECASUE YOU MURDERED MY DREAMS WITH A BUNCH OF POST HIPPIE 70’S ANGST-DRIVEN SOFT ROCK!YOU!
Dangit! I guess my therapist will have to tack on a few more sessions.