Parenting Fail

Or could it be titled, “Aliens Took My Baby?” Perhaps, “Kid Proofing Your Ballon for Dummies.”

Either way, see how many bad parenting moves you can spot in this article starting with naming your child, “Falcon.” I tell you I could not stop laughing while reading this.

Tam laments the fortunes of The Onion and I have to agree.

BTW: I was leaning toward “hoax” until some of the coppers were quoted on the news as believing the family. I haven’t ruled it out, but the popo are usually pretty good at spotting that sort of thing.

I just know if I would have caused that much of a ruckus, CPS better take me before my parents got ahold of me.

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Dante…

Conservative, educated, understands history, distrusts government, distrusts politicians, dislikes pop-culture, and carries a firearm. In short, I'm what The Framers of The Constitution were counting on and everything your government wants you to fear most.

The only thing I don’t have to complain about is some GI taking up space in my living room. I’ll let you know about the Civil Courts if someone ever owes more than $20 to me. ---If you didn’t get that one; sue your Civics or US History Teacher.


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