HAPPY FRACKIN’ NEW YEAR!

Some New Year’s cheer for you.  When we are all in Obama-towns by this time next year, remember fondly these days when we were just WAITING for the real effects of the stimulus to kick in.  Look back with a gentle sigh on these halcyon days when we could decide for ourselves if we wanted to eat or buy over priced healthcare.  Let’s all make some Resolutions for the coming annum.  Shall we?

 1)      I will not vomit every time I see Obama campaigning giving a speech… in his… normal cadence… of… a few… words… at a… time.

2)      I will remember to respect others in the soup lines and form a proper queue.

3)      When I am marked as an Enemy of the State for refusing to buy healthcare, I will not hold the police that take me to jail personally responsible.

4)      When Nationalized Healthcare deems that guns are an unacceptable risk to our wellbeing, I will make to turn in every last one.  Really.

5)      When forced to buy a Government Motors 2 cylinder conservation car, I will not envy the politburo members politicians with SUV’s

6)      Even though Climate Gate has unmasked the Global Warming fraud for what it is, I will listen politely to every TV show that squeezes in some from of Tree Huggery into its Conservative bashing, Obama testifying script.

7)      When I lose my job sometime this year (and I will.  I work in an Obama targeted industry and legislation is already in the pipeline that will kill it overnight), I will be thankful for the Messiah President that has given me the opportunity to experience hunger, poverty, and eviction. 

8)      When crime rises this coming year due to the economic collapse brought about by Obama-nomics, I will do my part to not burden the Police by using 911 only as a clean up service.  At least until #4 is passed.

9)      This one is for 2011:  When the Republican controlled House can’t undo Nationalized Healthcare because of the Dem Controlled Senate (even if only controlled by filibuster); I will not lose hope that we can fix this.

10)  This one is for 2013: When the Republican President and Congress can’t seem to find a way to undo Nationalized Healthcare; I will officially throw in the towel and look for a nice place to go Ex-Pat.

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