PajamaGram… Bad idea. Think about it. If they are too small, she’ll think she’s fat. If they are too big, she’ll think you think she’s fat. No win situation. Unless you date a bean poll that can walk into the boy’s department and wear clothes off the rack, just say no.
And even then. Too slutty and she’ll think you only bought they for your own amusement. Not sexy enough, she’ll think you think she’s frumpy. Just a bad idea all around. Flowers and jewelry. Stick to flowers and jewelry.
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