As Seen On Facebook Chat

My friend brings the funny:

Dante-
Saw Sons of Guns last night. now I want some gator
 
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that was a cool show
 
Dante-
although.. for the life of me, I could not figure out why you would want an AOW over a Taurus Judge for that????
 
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or a derringer
 
Dante-
yeah!
neat idea, but a lot of plumbing just to flush a turd.
 
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looked like it was more difficult to use and a bitch to reload
 
Dante-
I was kinda put off by the way you took it out of safety too. I can see all manner of problems on a swamp filled boat after picking up a slimy gator.
would have rather seen a manual safety that was separate from the actual striker.
 
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and how easy would it be to drop the thing when your hands are all slimy with swamp and fish guts
 
Dante-
will take the Judge with those ribbed grips, thanks.
 
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…and a dummy cord
 
Dante-
get the Tactical Judge with the comped barrel so when you put the thing RIGHT ON ITS HEAD you don’t get gas build up. 
 
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do they make it in stainless
 
Dante-
it’s Taurus… they probably make it in stainless, titanium, copper, and bakelite
… in pink and blue too
 
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but you can only buy one in pink
all of the others are backordered till 2114
 
Dante-
HAHAH

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Dante…

Conservative, educated, understands history, distrusts government, distrusts politicians, dislikes pop-culture, and carries a firearm. In short, I'm what The Framers of The Constitution were counting on and everything your government wants you to fear most.

The only thing I don’t have to complain about is some GI taking up space in my living room. I’ll let you know about the Civil Courts if someone ever owes more than $20 to me. ---If you didn’t get that one; sue your Civics or US History Teacher.


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