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Where’s Your Gaia NOW!
Published February 3, 2011 Culture , Fantasy , Greenery , Humor , snerk Leave a CommentTags: BE GREEN OR DIE!, Humor, snerk
Watch And Learn What Egypt Can Teach Us
Published January 28, 2011 .gov-tard , Constitutional Doormat , Culture , Guns , History , Self Defense Leave a CommentTags: Bitter Clinger, Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Culture, Dorks, This Sucks
See how ineffective an unarmed populous is against an oppressive government’s troops? Think about that the next time you are declaring your desire to have us surrender ANY of the 2nd Amendment for the children.
I’m not calling for violence. I’m only saying that if the sheep are disarmed; who can prevent the sheep dog and the wolf from teaming up?
Wait… What???
Published January 14, 2011 Culture , Media Dork , Politics Leave a CommentTags: Bitter Clinger, Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Culture, Dorks, int3rw3bz, Palin, Politics, Sheep
Starting to see this pop up on Facebook and wondering where this meme is from. Can’t point to any one post because the ones I’ve seen are all private and un-viewable by the friendless. However the “logic” goes something like this:
“Because Sarah Palin put herself at the center of the AZ controversy, she now can’t be president since she showed such lack of class by making it all about Sarah.”
Sooo… let me get this straight. The Media attacks her and tries to pin the whole thing on her. She responds, batting them away like the ineffectual morons they are and SHE’S to blame for being made the center of the tragedy. Let me see if I can apply that logic in other areas. I’m a woman at a party and a man tries to rip my top off and expose my breast-a-ses. The party stops and all eyes are on us. I slap the bastard, kick him in the nuts, and call the police. That makes the fact that the party was derailed my fault because I should have just let him expose me to the masses and left it alone so the party could continue. Riiiiiight. I guess that’s how some leftists sing themselves to sleep at night.
I hope this is an aberration and not some new meme that the Lamestream media is floating.
FTC Disclaimer: I’m not a Palin supporter. I’ve repeatedly said I don’t think she’s electable. But hell’s bells folks, pick a new whipping bo… I mean girl. You’re starting to sound obsessed and… well… a little simple.
The Roaches Come To Feast After AZ Shooting
Published January 11, 2011 .gov-tard , Culture , Guns , Gutless RINO's , Media Dork , Politics , Self Defense Leave a CommentTags: Bitter Clinger, Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Culture, Dorks, Politics, Sheep
Ok… Let me get this right, Congressman King, you lowest of the low dirt-bag who is trying to climb on the bodies of the slain to get face time with a fawning media. You think that a schizoid nut-ball who got it in his head to kill someone would have said to himself as he was book marking pages in The Communist Manifesto, “Oh shucks, I have to cancel my plans to go kill my Congresswoman because I can’t bring a gun within a thousand feet of her. Darn. Weekend is down the drain now.”
GOOD LORD! You tiny little man who can’t let the bodies assume room temp before joining hands with political cronies and playing all butthurt for the cameras. You, and all the other ghouls supping on the blood of the fallen, should be ashamed of yourselves for this. I wonder if I asked the Honorable Mr. King, Republican, NY, if he could, without looking at a note pad, tell me what the names of the “other victims” are? Probably not. Because he doesn’t care. It’s just some numbers to him. It’s just some ratings to him. It’s just sauce for the goose.
You evil scum dwelling stellar example of all that is wrong with our political system. SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON BLOOMBERG! Shame on all you filthy troglodytes who jumped up and cheered at the news of the dead and greedily smacked your lips at the chance to chip away, yet more, at the people and their rights.
Once more, you thick headed power hungry parasite sucking at the teat of the American Voter, please show me ONE instance where posting signs and making something illegal made it stop happening. While you are at it, you may want to make murder illegal or shooting someone illegal. That might have stopped the killings too. You frivolous glory hounding moron.
T! S! A! T! S! A! Cheer On Security Kabuki
Published November 18, 2010 .gov-tard , Computers , Culture , Humor , Life , Media Dork , Money , Oops , Politics , snerk Leave a CommentTags: Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Computers, Culture, Dorks, Humor, int3rw3bz, Politics, Sheep, snerk
A New Hope and a Modest Proposal.
P.J… Like A Usefull George Will. …Only Funny
Published September 29, 2010 .gov-tard , Books , Humor , Military , Politics , Satire , snerk Leave a CommentTags: History, Humor, Politics, Satire, snerk
…And without all that Chicago Cubs baggage.
For your giggle box’s pleasure. Although our Ninja and Zombie policies may be a good time/energy sink for them as well.
RINO! It’s what’s for dinner!
Published September 15, 2010 .gov-tard , Gutless RINO's , Humor , Politics , snerk Leave a CommentTags: Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Dorks, Guest Post: LABlount, Humor, Politics, snerk
So a RINO can perform a Cranial-Rectal extraction after all. Sad that it took a morning’s worth of bullying by the people they are supposed to represent to do what they are, you know, supposed to do, which is support the will of, you know, THE PEOPLE. You RINOs may not like it, but THE PEOPLE are pissed and WILL NOT rubber stamp your cronies anymore. I imagine the Donks are going to have a similar “Come to Buddha” moment in 2014 if the RINOs miff this opportunity as badly as I think they will. One of these parties will change. The first one to do it gets to be top critter at the Congressional-Presidential Petting Zoo for a good long stretch.
Did I mention I foresee the RINOs totally bollocksing the whole sea change that Hurricane Obama has brought them with weak candidates (like Mitt Romney in 2012) who’re going to be pushed for nomination simply because it’s their turn to be? Have I? They can’t rig states’ internal primaries, but I’m sure they will front load, cajole, and flat out lie to make sure someone like Romney gets nominated just like they made sure it was McCain in 2008.
H/T to Unc.
Dear DoJ, Be Careful What You Wish For.
Published July 7, 2010 .gov-tard , Constitutional Doormat , Culture , Guns , Politics , State's Rights Leave a CommentTags: Bitter Clinger, Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Culture, Dorks, Politics
Quick post. So DoJ files against AZ. They argue pre-emption. OK… When can we expect the DoJ to file suit against all those states where it’s illegal to own a Title II weapons. Certainly that runs afoul of pre-emption? I mean THOSE laws totally outlaw something regulated by .gov as legal. AZ is only concurring with .gov, not setting a higher standard.
Seems to me that the DoJ may win the battle but ultimately lose the war with that argument. A bunch of “More Catholic Than The Pope” laws out in very blue states await the answer to this.
July 4th… Just Couldn’t Feel The Love.
Published July 6, 2010 .gov-tard , Constitutional Doormat , Culture , Gutless RINO's , History , Life , Politics , Religion , Stream of Consciousness Leave a CommentTags: BLAH, Boneheads, Common-Freakin'-Sense, Culture, Dorks, Generic Rant, History, Politics, Religion, Sheep, This Sucks
Job taking all the joy out of writing. I don’t have much time to comment on anything. A lot has happened in the past several weeks, but then again, a lot of smarter people than I have been out there commenting on these things… so nu?
I have only one comment on the recently past Independence Day. I sat in Mass on Saturday listening to the opening and closing hymns that thundered about America and spacious skies and God… And you know all I could think was, “Hog wash.”
Don’t get me wrong, I love this country. I think The USA was the best shot humanity had for something approaching true justice and freedom. But I just can’t shake the feeling that possibility died a long time ago. I just feel like I’m watching an aging actor or actress who’s trading on the image of what they once were, but after too many face lifts, too many affairs, and too many times believing their own press clippings, just can’t bring the thrill to the performance that they once did.
Or maybe it’s that old outfielder who just can’t quite cover the corners like he used to and can’t quite get to that low outside fast ball because of too many beers. He can still rock the fences with a tape measure job if you put one in his wheelhouse, but his time as the unbeatable threat is gone. He could probably get a few more years if he really tried, but he stopped trying when the love of the game was traded for appearances on ESPN and interviews in SI.
I don’t mean to be a cynic. I’m just doing the math and don’t see a way out that doesn’t involve a miracle. I see two parties who are either completely miscalculating or willfully misinterpreting the masses. I see 40% of the country being an active hindrance to change, not just a dead weight. I see people who should be working together, bickering even in victory. I see the elites snickering into their martinis, pinky extended, self satisfied that they have tied up most of the avenues to power and can prevent meaningful reforms. Reforms that could cost them power.
Maybe it’s because I talk to too many people in a day and listen to how deluded they are. I talk to too many idiots on the left who can’t understand why Socialism is a bad thing. I talk to too many idiots on the right who still think that truth alone will win the day. I talk to too many Democrats and Republicans who don’t get just how f’ed up our Economy is and how just plain scary the math looks. Feh! Maybe I’m just bipolar and I don’t know it. But I do know when someone starts singing songs about America, begging God to shed his grace on thee, I get a little worried about what God will send when He’s blue in the face sending grace that keeps getting rejected.
Perhaps things will turn around soon, but I just don’t see it happening. The need to call “HARD STARBOARD!” was yesterday and the jagged rocks of the social and financial reality are looming in front of us while our leaders play games (literal and figurative) and smile too sweetly telling us not to worry our pretty little heads. Well… My head, not so pretty as it is, is worried. Very worried. Too worried to sing and pretend it’s all going to be OK.
Welcome to the DH spot, America. Next stop, crappy local car commercials with loud voiceovers and over emphasized graphics.